the oatmeal man's Journal

Posted by:	yellow_boots.
Time:	12:53 am.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Subject:	BOOM!
Posted by:	awesome_sponge.
Time:	7:15 pm.
Mood:	RAWR!.

Hey yo! im new to live journal and wanted to find some crazies like me :D I found one so far but more would be... better. You'd think getting older would make you more sane.... that is a lie ;P

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Posted by:	lead_into_gold.
Time:	8:43 pm.

Saturday, October 15th, 2005

Posted by:	rambleonjayner.
Time:	11:32 am.

tripped out

no one has posted in a while, so i'll leave that to mangle your senses dear buddies.

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

Posted by:	rambleonjayner.
Time:	12:29 pm.

meditation through dancing
energy eminating, and seeping out through pores
soaking the scene with the scent of our generation
calling upon each soul to shout out, move to the music,
avidly persue unity, and
love.
inhibitions shed like layers of clothes as the tempurature rises, we
never want to stop spinning
everyone is just dancing...

Tuesday, July 12th, 2005

Subject:	cida ahem ahem apple cida ahem ahem
Posted by:	adrian_jordan.
Time:	2:37 pm.

come fusion
confusion
illusion
dilution
delusion
this intrusion
amusing?
a muse sing
back to me

cascading
its fading
shade baiting
and waiting
for u to still
maybe catch my drift

enough air?
hissed, dissmissed truth or spare?

the groans of the grown
were not sound alone
all child
with knowing wild mild
all riled up and lifted
breathing is involuntary and artichoke
heart gifted
in the garden of pardons
forgiveness is always for giving

cannibal vegetables
wait at the buffet table in whose name?
our reservations
reserved
reserved
re served

dish
and disregard
any feelings of being large
means of which
instill
innate recharge

the beauty of it all
whispers
volume
rhymic calling you collect
just a sec here
lets be direct
if time is money
where's our pros(c)eeds
while the bees are making honey?
funny?
hilarious
precarious
precautionary
downright antidoctrinary
does anyone really give a fuck who raised their hand and uped the bid at the auction of mary?

spread us open again
this is getting scary
goddamnit
and for god sakes
you must be joking with whats all thats at stake
quick tremble
gets your limbs feeling nimble
enough for the abrupt
an agenda propped up by
propaganda???
props again duh
in the background of
browsed mouth animates
while times stands still
still born
and live on
come fusion

Monday, July 4th, 2005

(3 mr.rodgers fans | LICK THEM SNEAKERS)

Subject:	groovy
Posted by:	rambleonjayner.
Time:	1:12 pm.

listlessly following the mental curve as hands flow over yours...
smooth,
delicate
luscious
soft,
delicious and begging to be touched and scaled over and over again.
leaning in and moulding into one another
somehow your embrace is not only embracing the physical, but encompassing your mind...
deciding at this moment that; it feels good to love.

we like to groove...

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

Posted by:	burgundycolumns.
Time:	7:59 pm.

i was reading an article about how the soviet union plans to capture the US and revive itself with Stalin Jr. The 2nd HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

Posted by:	rambleonjayner.
Time:	8:40 am.
Mood:	sunset at the great lawn.

you're just sittin' on the edge of the world
sea and sky one giant wave
always
crashing
stealing your breath away.
alone, in a circle...
each second flowing into the next...
each movement colliding into the next...
each thought, lost into the next.
alone, in a circle.
no love but the love you have for your self.
it's time for self exploration,
it's time to get to the top of the barrel of our pitiful genration.
aspire and climb,
to the tip of the edge of the world,
jump & spread humble arms...
and try to fly.

Sunday, April 10th, 2005

(6 mr.rodgers fans | LICK THEM SNEAKERS)

Subject:	ummmmm.......canniff
Posted by:	adrian_jordan.
Time:	6:24 am.
Mood:	im rolling, drinking redstripe.

running racing
passive and pacing
passing lasting
the hunger is fasting
row back and slippin the slack
back on top of an uphill track

borrow one from the cubby
wind it and watch it study
rudimentary fundamentals
ward the censorship of incidentals

breaching with a headfirst plunge
flip over on the slide and take another turn
round off to infinity
find a place and yell proximity

frequences dash and ricochet their cases
strings undrape and tie their laces
all in a row
the open and the sewed

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005

Posted by:	illithids.
Time:	3:11 am.

Sunday, February 20th, 2005

Posted by:	burgundycolumns.
Time:	5:43 pm.

i fel so sick im gonna go puke on my mother's carpte and eat my sister's vaccum monster

Saturday, February 19th, 2005

Posted by:	burgundycolumns.
Time:	8:04 pm.

druguguguguguguguuguguguguugs UGgggs Uguuguuguguugugs GAgugeos Hehe :D :D :D :D :D :D: D: :D: D: :D: :D: :D:D :D: ATTACK OF THE EVIL WSMILEYS hahah

Subject:	what a strange long trip it's been...
Posted by:	rambleonjayner.
Time:	4:11 pm.

The crowd went wild as Moe retook the stage, the good vibrations at an all time high. Second set. It would be absolutly amazing. We had stood our ground so as not to be mashed back into the wall when the room filled back up with our kind, the drunk, the stoned, the spun, the out of their minds. Ample dancing space was key.

I was staring off at the colors on the wall again, they were dancing as Moe tuned and prepared to jam out again, but there was something differant to the spinning patterns on the wall. All of the sudden the darkness took over, spiraling in until all I could see was his face.

"I can't see" voice taken with panic I mumbled.

"What?" he looked concerned, atleast I thought I could see confusion and concern in his features.

"I CAN'T SEE!" This time I screamed, but the music was drowning me out.

Blindly I groped for him and flung my arms around his comforting frame. For a second I thought I could keep from falling atleast but I felt my body go limp in his arms and slide to the floor. It was wet and I knew I had to get up but I had no control over my body. It was so dark and cold down there, and I was so alone in a room full of people. I just wanted to sleep but I knew I had to keep myself awake some how. I couldn't even tell if my eyes were open, and slowly the voices faded out and I was alone...in my head.

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Friday, February 18th, 2005

Posted by:	seethroughitall.
Time:	12:07 pm.

what, is everyone afraid to post here now? what's with the slow going?

Friday, December 31st, 2004

Posted by:	burgundycolumns.
Time:	12:52 am.

chemical brothers pee i ahbve to peebee pee be peee be i must pee thoug hand alos i want you to know that i must pEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hookah
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Saturday, December 25th, 2004

Posted by:	driftingfidelio.
Time:	12:33 am.

split open and melt

Friday, October 29th, 2004

Subject:	God damn nazi-pig fuckers!
Posted by:	lead_into_gold.
Time:	7:14 pm.

Here are the phone numbers for the DEA... I think we all should call these fascist pig fuckers and tell them that we know about huge drug deals that are going on, and they can help us bust these horrible bastard drug dealers... Then keep them on the line for as long as possible, blah blah... don't tell them your name, call from a payphone.. whatever. Then give them the address of your local liquor store, or Phillip Morris's address, or perhaps Pfizer and so on. It's a stupid idea, but messing with these pig fuckers just seems like fun after reading thier website. We should inundate these fuckers with e-mails and phone calls, bunch of misinformed bastards they are...

Atlanta Division (404) 893-7000
Boston Division (617) 557-2100
Caribbean Division (787) 775-1815
Chicago Division (312) 353-7875
Dallas Division (214) 366-6900
Denver Division (303) 705-7300
Detroit Division (313) 234-4000
El Paso Division (915) 832-6000
Houston Division (713) 693-3000
Los Angeles Division (213) 621-6700
Miami Division (305) 994-4870
Newark Division (973) 273-5000
New Orleans Division (504) 840-1100
New York Division (212) 337-3900
Philadelphia Division (215) 861-3474
Phoenix Division (602) 664-5600
San Diego Division (858) 616-4100
San Francisco Division (415) 436-7900
Seattle Division (206) 553-5443
St. Louis Division (314) 538-4600
Washington, DC Division (202) 305-8500
For Congressional questions to DEA Headquarters: 202) 307-7423